Friday, July 27, 2007
Pregnancy and my pants
I have noticed a reoccurring phenomenon in my daily life. When I get up in the morning and get dressed my pants glide on with apparent ease. However, as the day goes on my stomach grows and I begin to fear my expanding girth will force the button off my pants and straight into the eye of an innocent bystander. This is somewhat alarming, who knows what will happen as the weeks pass, exploding seams, erupting zippers, popping pockets? How many will fall victim to my wardrobe malfunctions? Will I be forced to don orange caution signs? The possibilities are staggering. Must go shopping, it is for the good of all mankind.
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"Pregnancy" is by far one of the best excused to SHOP a married girl can have...but then, who needs an excuse to shop?
Loved your posts. I haven't checked but hope you linked it to the "Humble Larson" page.
Ha ha! I remember those days - not too long ago, actually. (And don't worry - your body WILL be normal again!) Hope you are feeling well and not hurting any innocent people with flying buttons, etc. It was weird, though, that by the end of the day my pants that were fine in the morning and early afternoon became extremely uncomfortable in the evening. But by the next morning - magic! They fit again.
Hope you are doing well! See you later.
wear a mu mu, that is what I did! I gained 50 lbs!!! Nothing fitted me at all... mumu!
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