Social Blunder

I was at Target yesterday with my friend E. We wandered over to the Christmas decorations isle where my eyes were confronted with what appeared to be dead bird bodies. Little did I know these fake birds are the new big thing. E informed me that at Pottery Barn they sell a ton (she works there, she does not just have a freaky knowledge of their inventory). Well, when I saw them I exclaimed, "EWWW, who would buy these, they just look like bird carcasses." To which a random lady replied, "Oh maybe I shouldn't put mine up." To my horror the inside of her cart was bursting with bird bodies. E, trying to save the situation, said "I don't think they are that bad." But the damage was done, we had to flee the now socially awkward Christmas section.