Story of a Food Snob or How I almost died at my inlaws

I just ate 2 corn dogs for lunch... I am gross!

In other news Neil and I took Grace to meet her Great Grandmother Fitt last weekend. After visiting the rest home we headed over to my in laws for some family time. Earlier that morning I had gone to a body combat class at the gym. I had attended the class 4 other times but Saturday morning there was a different instructor, (some say instructor some say drill sergeant.) Anyway I was right in the middle of the front row and did way more than my recovering back could handle. Later at the in laws I went upstairs to lay down for a bit but when I tried to get up my back rebelled against me, I was stuck on the bed in the secluded guest room! For those of you who have never had a back spasm imagine your muscles being pulled apart while a 300 lb. man jumps on your spine. I tried screaming for help but my cries were in vain. I took a deep breath and proceeded to roll myself off the bed, with a thud, onto the floor. After a few stretches I made it downstairs to civilization but it was a close call.