Dear Mom,
As you may know I am turning 10 months old in four days and there are some things we must discuss.
1. No matter how hard you try to trick me I will NOT be fed by any other hand but my own. I will persist in spitting out whatever food you or Dad may manage to get into my mouth. Obviously, if it tastes good I may then stick it back into my mouth but note, I am in control of all food consumption.
2. I have decided that I am too big for my car seat. That is why I flail and try to roll on my tummy when you strap me in. I will continue to do this until you admit defeat.
3. I have recently developed a softer side to my nature and if I see or hear another baby cry I will immediate join in with a death shriek. Solidarity people, solidarity.
4. I am through with baths and ready for big people showers. Until you contend this point I will continue to stand in the tub and cry if you try to sit me down.
5. Mom, there is no need for a high chair. I prefer to have yummy crunchies scattered about the living room floor. This way I can eat at my leisure and there is a satisfying crunching sound if I happen to crush a random cheerio on my travels about the room.
That's all for now.
Love,
Grace (formerly known as Baby Grace)
5 comments:
Meredith, she sounds all grown up. Time for another perhaps? :-)
Ahhhhhh! My brain almost exploded at the thought :)
Haha... you know you want one. Sheesh! The very thought of having another kid right now is terrifying. At least you're having fun! She is really cute... too bad it sounds like she was blessed with the Wagner stubbornness (sp?) gene. Good luck with that! :)
haha, so cute. i love it!
She will be Baby G. until the day she dies. Sorry, but I must cite the precedent of Uncle Baby Troy
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