Introducing my new look

Here I am post mystic tan. Neil claims he sees no difference but I like to think I look gently toasted now. I must admit I was expecting a slightly more dramatic outcome and my whitey white legs look about the same but this is better then looking like Tara Reed after her horrible spray tan job. During the procedure I panicked as the spray tan clogged my air passages and breathing became more difficult. I must admit I wasn't so panicked about passing out but about having my naked post baby body dragged out by the little receptionist who had probably never seen a stretch mark in her life. utter humiliation. Luckily the spraying ceased after a few seconds and all concerned were saved and the world can go on spinning in its normal pattern.