Happy Birthday

Today is my older sister's birthday. In honor of that fact I am listing 27 fun/freaky facts about Jill.
1. As a child Jill was deathly afraid of dogs. Rountinely at our bus stop she would climb on top of the fire hydrant to escape an over zealous pooch, and yes she would leave me, the helpless younger sister to the dogs mercy.
2. I once fueled Jill's rage by ripping up a picture of Joey Egbert (her crush). She was about 5. She still has not forgotten.
3. Jill has lived in places where it was not unheard of to awake to the gentle rubbing of a rat walking on your face!!!
4. Jill speaks spanish.
5. Jill has a creepy crush on George W.
6. Jill has recently started seeing a "healer"
7. Jill was hit by another car while she was parked and vacuuming out her car trunk.
8. Jill once hit a parked car herself.
9. Jill almost killed me. I was an infant and she stuck a big chocolate egg into my mouth. Luckily my mom saved me.
10. Jill has gone skinny dipping
11. Jill has a great concern for her skin and will spend large amounts of money to halt the aging process. She hearts med spas
12. Jill recently experimented with hair extensions.
13. Baby Troy nick named Jill Mimi after an unfortunate blue eye shadow incident.
14. Baby Troy also likes to stand on the couch over Jill while holding one of her posessions and taunt her saying, "Jump little hobbit."
15. Jill has recently discovered a love for spinach smoothies.
16. Once Jill fell in an open sewer
17. As a child Jill liked to spread elmers glue all over her hands, wait for it to dry, and pick it off.
18. Jill does not like to be touched
19. Few things can make her more angry than going through her stuff. Take my advice never look in her purse.
20. Jill was flagged by security at an ariport and a lady opened up her carry on. Jill had put all her make up in a zip lock bag and some of it had smeared all over and there was tissue with lipstick blottings on it, it was a mess! The security agent put it right back in her bag after one disgusted look. I'm glad she wasn't a terrorist.
21. Any physical aliment you can have Jill has had it, and much worse.
22. Jill doesn't like children until they can talk.
23. Jill once threw her retainer away and was too stubborn to look through the garbage for it. It has never been found.
24. Jill taught the daughter of a sweat shop owner.
25. The doctor that delivered Jill was later arrested for arson.
26. Jill currently works in a law office.
27. Jill loves corn dogs!

PS. Sorry if there are mispellings, my spell check wont work and it wont let me add a picture of Jill. Blogger hates me today! Happy Birthday Jill!