Oh The Horror

Neil and I are both chap stick junkies and consequently there are a lot of chap sticks around our house. Cherry, vanilla, medicated, cinnamon, mint, blistex, lip smackers, we have them all. So the other day when I woke up, I walked into the bathroom. Brushed my teeth and reached for the closest available chap stick. As I was running the chap stick across my upper lip I realized something was horribly wrong. This "chap stick" lacked any flavor I had tried before and had the consistency of a glue stick. Mystified I looked at the label and realized and I just spread Neil's wart medication all over my upper lip!!! Ahhhh, I shudder just remembering. As I live in fear of warts I scrubbed and scraped my mouth with soap. This was a few days ago and so far my lip is, thankfully, free of warts.