I am hunger. Hear me roar- or just wimper in the corner.

While I was in college I went through a period where I was flat broke. So broke in fact that I subsisted on a box of Sam's club canned green beans my parents had given me for about a month. In short I was hungry. Very very hungry. I remember sitting at a bus stop and watching a fellow student eating a sandwich. Not even a fancy sandwich- just meat and bread but I had to fight down the strong primal urge to wrench the sandwich from the unsuspecting student's hands and run. Well, it appears those days of hunger are back. Yesterday I started my new diet plan in an effort to regain a figure that does not resemble a lumpy mattress and you guessed it I am already hungry! Strict dieting has never been my strong suit. In fact I think this is the first time I am embracing a diet plan. Usually I just eat what I like and really enjoy it but my brother is threatening to get married this summer and, lets face it people, pictures last forever so drastic measures must be taken. Enter the mommy make over plan. While teeth bleaching, highlights, and microdermabrasion are all on the list I have to diet as I can't exercise for 4 more weeks and cannot afford liposuction! Enter slimfast and calorie counting. I have until August to emerge a smaller fabulous me.